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Danielle
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Southern Expressions are always a treat. They come at you from the most common places, like a gas station mini-mart. Here are ten more to feast you brain on:

He's so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.

She could start an argument in an empty house.

He's about as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

His elevator don't go all the way to the top.

He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.

She's so tall if she fell down she'd be halfway home.

It's hotter than a billy goat's ass in a pepper patch.

She was busier than a cat buryin' sh-- on a marble floor



Wisdom has, in the Western tradition, been listed as one of four cardinal virtues. As a virtue it is a habit or disposition to perform the action with the highest degree of adequacy under any given circumstance. This implies a possession or seeking of knowledge of the given circumstances. This involves an understanding of people, things, events and situations, and the willingness and the ability to apply perceptions, judgments and actions in keeping with an understanding of what is the correct course of actions. It often requires control of one's emotional reactions (the "passions") so that universal principles, values, reason and knowledge prevail to determine one's actions. In short, wisdom is a disposition to find the truth coupled with an optimum judgement as to what actions should be taken in order to deliver the correct outcome. Synonyms include: prudence, sagacity, discernment, or insight.
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