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The Jonas Brothers: Year 2019

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In this 'Year 3000' parody, it's 2006 and The Jonas Brothers are working out their new song, Year 2019, in which they meet a British man named James Corden who tells them all about the weird things they'll find in 13 years including television on phones, The Rock becoming a famous actor and the Kardashians building an empire.

Lyrics:
One day we were at home rehearsing

I heard a funny noise

Opened the backdoor to find out

It was a dude with a British voice



Stood there, said his name was James Corden

We hadn’t heard of him



He told me he built a time machine

Described all the things he’s seen, yeah

He said



I’ve been to the year 2019

You won’t believe who the new President is

It’s the guy who hosts the Apprentice

It’s pretty weird



Super weird


He showed us the future through a portal

And we saw everything


Spider-Man, and another one, and another one


And another one

Found out there’s a mascot called Gritty

He made us terrified

We thought the future would be the best

So what’s new with Kanye West?



(James): Uhhh...



He said

I’ve been to the year 2019

TV has changed, now it’s all on your cell phone

You can filter any photo

Look, I’m a dog

A sexy dog




I took a trip to 2019

Twitter sucks, Instagram is thriving

Everybody’s wearing really tight jeans

You’ll be married

That’s surprising




I took a trip to 2019

So many brand new milks we’re trying

Cashew, almond, flax milk, oat milk

Rice milk, soy milk, hemp and goat milk


I took a trip to 2019

Lonely Kevin’s still the best meme

Everybody is obsessed with flossing

He said that Blockbuster is shut down

And Apple makes watches now




I’ve been to the year 2019

Fyre Fest was a total disaster


And The Rock is now a big actor

Box office champ

Dwayne Johnson




I’ve been to the year 2019

There’s dogs on planes, for emotional reasons

The Kardashians have had 15 seasons

They’re everywhere

We’re keeping up



I’ve been to the year 2019

Some things have changed, but it still can get better

And our band is back together

And doing fine

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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."
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