James Corden arrives at work in a good mood knowing there's only One Day More of monologue jokes with Donald Trump serving as President of the United States. Our thanks to our wonderful cast: Joshua Grosso, Jillian Butler, Emily Bautista, Kyle Scatliffe, Shuler Hensley, Patti LuPone and Matt Lucas.
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Full lyrics:
One day more
The final day of Trump as President
The White House has a brand new resident
It’s been four years of endless crimes
But now he’s finally out of time
One day more
But what if he just doesn’t leave?
How can I sleep ‘til he’s departed?
One day more
No one believes that he’ll concede
And all the tapes were disregarded
One more day of Trump rallies
Will he super-spread again?
One more day with him not caring
‘Cuz he never cared at all
What a year this month has been
We’ll be in the parking lot
At Four Seasons Landscaping
No more days of angry Tweets
(‘Cuz this time he’s banned for good)
Ship him off to Mar-a-Lago
(Do they even want him there?)
Biden better change the sheets
(Maybe throw away the bed)
Will you change the locks with me?
His term is done
The day is here
One more day of rigged elections
This impeachment is a lie
We’ll take selfies in the Senate
We will watch the liberals cry
One day more!
We won’t wear a mask
That’s our given right
At your Trader Joe’s
We’ll start a viral fight
Don’t you take our guns
We protect the peace
If you call us Karens
We’ll just call police
One day to a new beginning
Here’s to Joe and Kamala
Politics are dull again
Politics are dull again
Georgia democrats are winning
Hope for 2021
Do you hear the people sing?
Thank god, we’re here
There was no coup!
One day more!
But what if he just doesn’t leave?
How can I sleep ‘til he’s departed?
One more day of Ivanka
What a year this month has been
I will post theories on Parler
I will follow where they go
I will search through Biden’s emails
I will know the things he knows
One day more!
We won’t wear a mask
That’s our given right
Don’t you take our guns
We protect the peace
We won’t wear a mask
That’s our given right
At your Trader Joe’s
We’ll start a viral fight
No one believes that he’ll concede
And all the tapes were disregarded
One more day of rigged elections
We will prove the fake news wrong
We’ll be ready with our lawsuits
Tomorrow is the judgement day
It’s soon Inauguration day
Tomorrow is the judgement day
Tomorrow we’ll discover
What our guy Joe Biden has in store
No more Trump
One more day
One day more
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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."
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Full lyrics:
One day more
The final day of Trump as President
The White House has a brand new resident
It’s been four years of endless crimes
But now he’s finally out of time
One day more
But what if he just doesn’t leave?
How can I sleep ‘til he’s departed?
One day more
No one believes that he’ll concede
And all the tapes were disregarded
One more day of Trump rallies
Will he super-spread again?
One more day with him not caring
‘Cuz he never cared at all
What a year this month has been
We’ll be in the parking lot
At Four Seasons Landscaping
No more days of angry Tweets
(‘Cuz this time he’s banned for good)
Ship him off to Mar-a-Lago
(Do they even want him there?)
Biden better change the sheets
(Maybe throw away the bed)
Will you change the locks with me?
His term is done
The day is here
One more day of rigged elections
This impeachment is a lie
We’ll take selfies in the Senate
We will watch the liberals cry
One day more!
We won’t wear a mask
That’s our given right
At your Trader Joe’s
We’ll start a viral fight
Don’t you take our guns
We protect the peace
If you call us Karens
We’ll just call police
One day to a new beginning
Here’s to Joe and Kamala
Politics are dull again
Politics are dull again
Georgia democrats are winning
Hope for 2021
Do you hear the people sing?
Thank god, we’re here
There was no coup!
One day more!
But what if he just doesn’t leave?
How can I sleep ‘til he’s departed?
One more day of Ivanka
What a year this month has been
I will post theories on Parler
I will follow where they go
I will search through Biden’s emails
I will know the things he knows
One day more!
We won’t wear a mask
That’s our given right
Don’t you take our guns
We protect the peace
We won’t wear a mask
That’s our given right
At your Trader Joe’s
We’ll start a viral fight
No one believes that he’ll concede
And all the tapes were disregarded
One more day of rigged elections
We will prove the fake news wrong
We’ll be ready with our lawsuits
Tomorrow is the judgement day
It’s soon Inauguration day
Tomorrow is the judgement day
Tomorrow we’ll discover
What our guy Joe Biden has in store
No more Trump
One more day
One day more
More Late Late Show:
Subscribe: http://bit.ly/CordenYouTube
Watch Full Episodes: http://bit.ly/1ENyPw4
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Twitter: http://bit.ly/1Iv0q6k
Instagram: http://bit.ly/latelategram
Watch The Late Late Show with James Corden weeknights at 12:35 AM ET/11:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.
Get new episodes of shows you love across devices the next day, stream live TV, and watch full seasons of CBS fan favorites anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access. Try it free! http://bit.ly/1OQA29B
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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."
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