Jimmy Performs "Teachers' Day Song" (The Tonight Show: At Home Edition)

Jimmy pays tribute to teachers everywhere with a song about just how valuable they are for Teacher's Appreciation Day. Full lyrics below:

Teachers should make a billion dollars
And get more vacation time
They spend their days wranglin’ all our crazy kids
When they go out
They should get free bottomless wine

Teachers deserve a month-long spa day
And cucumbers on their eyes
Cuz if you ask ‘em why the spa is using veggies
They’ll explain
It’s cuz of the enzymes

Teachers should have a prom for teachers
So they can dress in fancy clothes
The guidance counselor does the Toosie Slide
And the students
Have to chaperone
Spoken: Ms. Weaver, Mr. Jones – no grinding.

Teachers should make a billion dollars
And when it’s time for arts and crafts
They should get swarmed by paparazzi
Who demand selfies and autographs

Teachers shouldn’t have to pay their taxes
They should get cheered around the clock
At the bank, they should just throw money at them
And at Chipotle, they should always get free Guac

Teachers should make a billion dollars (Yes, they should!)
Teachers should make a billion dollars
Teachers should make a billion dollars
Teachers should make a billion dollars…
Twice a week

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Jimmy Performs "Teachers' Day Song" (The Tonight Show: At Home Edition)
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